Thursday, June 28, 2007

for the Didi in our lives

watched zsazsa zaturnnah last saturday (so hilarious! everyone must watch! homophobes excluded) and picked up a number of lessons on friendship.

(super short summary -- ada is a beauty parlor bakla who transforms into this vavavavoom zuperheroine named zsazsa zaturnnah who saves her little town from a giant palaka and a horde of sexy antagonists with crazy eyeshadow. ada/zsazsa has a best friend named didi who is what a best friend should be and more).

why everyone needs a Didi in their lives

* Didi will make you eat rocks so your inner super heroine will come out.
* Didi will dress you in a fantastic outfit that will strengthen your resolve to do good and that will highlight your physical assets
* Didi will encourage you to fly, and will peel you off the cement when you discover your wings don’t work
* Didi will take a bullet for you
* Didi will stop you from stepping on poop while strolling in the woods
* Didi will know how you truly feel for the one you love, even before you fully understand it yourself. And she will help you fall into the arms of the one you love when you are too stupid to do it yourself.
* And Did will see through your cranky, prudish, stand-offish, crochety, acerbic, bitter, negative veneer and loves you for and despite of it.

this is for all the Didis in my life. lab yu Te!

Monday, June 11, 2007